Last night, we bought a box of gingerbread Oreo cookies. I had 2, and my friend Keith says he had 3. When I got up to get some to have with coffee today, I could not find them. Cam said "you guys ate them all," insisting he "only had a few."
How could this be possible?
My cat Alice pooped on my bed.
When I was done cleaning it up, I looked at her and asked “ Who do you think I am, Johnny Depp?”