Kat Timpf
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December 12, 2020
Go Army! Boo Cuomo!

Today marks the day of the one and only football game that I agree to watch each year. I am even wearing one of Cam's Army sweatshirts! I AM SUCH A SPORTS GAL.

I am kidding. Honestly? I barely understand football. But I will watch this one with him. I used to go to the games when my cousin Jeremy was on the team, and those were pretty fun, too!

Usually it can be a pretty fun day... I have gone to the games, or at the very least I'll usually go to the bar. I'm not feeling well enough for any of that, still need to relax and take it easy, but what sucks about this is that as of Monday I literally, legally will not have the option to go out here in NYC anymore until GOD KNOWS WHEN. I mean really, when? Because Cuomo shut it down even though the STATE'S OWN CONTACT TRACING DATA found that only 1.4 percent of infections were due to restaurants and bars. So, if it's that small of a percentage and he's closing it anyway, when and why the hell would he open them again? To me, it is blatantly clear that the only reason he is shutting them down is so that he can LOOK like he is "doing something: and parade himself around as a hero. It's all ego-driven; that's so obvious. It is really, truly disgusting because pretty serious things (people's livelihoods and mental health, to name a couple) are on the line here, and he puts his own self-obsession and thirst for recognition above all that. Or maybe, he doesn't put it above necessarily, he just never even bothers to consider anyone but himself. Even more disgusting is the fact that so many people fucking fuel it. Every single day there is a new alert on my phone of some new prize or honor he is being awarded. For fucking what?!?!??! I don't know if people are just so stupid that they don't look at the facts of this situation, or if they are aware of the facts but just willfully turn a blind eye to them for whatever reason. I don't know which is worse, but I feel like I am getting punked.

Anyway, about 7 minutes until I am going to watch (aka play Candy Crush in front of the TV) the game. What are you all up to today? Maybe a Live Chat in a bit?

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