Duuuuuuuude. That made me so... sad? What the fuck?

I mean listen, I would get mad irritated at an adult man who couldn't competently articulate his emotions, and (as is all too often the case in life) the felon is obviously the hottest but.. Ben was trying his best. Why couldn't he just say it? AND THEN HE ENDS THE DATE WITH "CYA"?!?!??!?!?!??! I wanted to throw my shoe at the TV but I didn't have a shoe ANYWHERE NEAR ME TO THROW IT.

Why did I watch this show? This is what NYC being shut down has done to me. I am sitting here watching these shows and experiencing strong emotions for people I have literally never met in my life? AND SO CLOSE TO MY BEDTIME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!