I ate my dinner instead of giving him my dinner

Who is coming to see me??? Presale code is CHEENS

My cat Alice pooped on my bed.
When I was done cleaning it up, I looked at her and asked “ Who do you think I am, Johnny Depp?”

The Rob Reiner situation is DARK AF. 😬😳

Thought Spinal Tap was super funny in middle school. And being an Oregonian, Stand By Me certainly holds a significant amount of sentimental importance to me….

….but Jeez this is like OJ or The Menedez brothers all over again. 😦

Here is the @GregGutfeld show segment from Friday, December 12th, with Greg's leftovers, and where the panelists discuss state Rep. Sarah Stalker’s, D-Ky., comment that she doesn’t feel good about being White every day