Kat Timpf
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@KatTimpf KAT! KAT! KAT!! @Ted_Prohowich told me you posted to me how to mail awesome baby’s blanket and I missed seeing it. We have had at least two doctors a day for a week and a half— plus Lowe’s to replace a broken ceiling fan, our whole house generator was out during thunderstorm power failures, and I broke a tooth lol. Otherwise life is grand and I probably would have been hanging on Locals and seen it. My email is [email protected] is fine to send it to me and I apologize for being asleep at the switch! Forgive meeee. 🙏

And if my email blows up with a bunch of undesired mail you guys, I’ll cry and sic my greyhound on you lol. He could catch you too 🤣 Don’t let his lazy appearance fool you 😂

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October 08, 2024
His problem?

I ate my dinner instead of giving him my dinner

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February 08, 2024
I may be way too proud of this video…

Who is coming to see me??? Presale code is CHEENS

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October 23, 2023
Unreal
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Livestream tonight between 7:15 and 8

See you there then

@KatTimpf

You should move to our town. You can commute to the City, pay less taxes and have a small town, country life.

“About Tuxedo
Welcome!
The Town of Tuxedo is located in Orange County, New York. Located nearby are the picturesque Ramapo River and Ramapo Mountains, great for outdoor recreational activities. The New York State Thruway and NY-17 also passes through town. Tuxedo is a great place to live, work, and visit!”

@Kattimpf I have to post this after the many discussions we have engaged in here about gross ladies rooms. Joe and I needed to go to Lowe’s for a new ceiling fan. And ok my fault for needing to check out so many of them…and time passing…and being on a diuretic, I usually make sure I can get home to my clean bathroom before it’s too late but nope! Nature called and I had to find their ladies room. I was dreading the walk down that hall. I walked in anddddd it was REALLY CLEAN 😱 Pristine even. Once my shock wore off I took a good look, blinked, and realized I was NOT hallucinating!!! Clean floor, clean stalls, no water puddles by the sinks…no pee anywhere it shouldn’t be. Full rolls of toilet paper and paper towels too. So I tip my hat to the Maryville/Alcoa Tennessee Lowe’s. What a surprising experience.

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